That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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