who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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