at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Found the puke drawer
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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