he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Enjoy the penises
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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