I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
