your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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