this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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