Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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