super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
two words...techno handjob
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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