ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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