how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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