whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Will exercising make me less horny?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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