I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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