fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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