I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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