That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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