I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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