But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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