you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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