I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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