I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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