he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you still have your period?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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