i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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