I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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