i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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