The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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