Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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