ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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