? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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