love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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