I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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