so explain again why im purple
no
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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