their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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