Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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