I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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