You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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