At least make sure they are 18
Why
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The police scanner is talking about you again....
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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