does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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