You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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