yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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