so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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