just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
