I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
