i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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