we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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