sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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