Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you go home with that guy without me?

(479): View more from Arkansas

Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage

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(773): View more from Illinois

I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.

(303): View more from Colorado

Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.

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