How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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