Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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