so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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