Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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