Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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