yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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