Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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