I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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