it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was born a porn star she said
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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