OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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