He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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